K: "Why did you say 'munch munch munch munch munch'?"me: "Because it is more fun to eat you than listen to you whine."
Sometimes my parenting surprises me.
At the age of thirty-seven she realised she'd never
Ride through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in her hair.
So she let the phone keep ringing and she sat there softly singing
Little nursery rhymes she'd memorised in her daddy's easy chair.