10 lies about my chicken pox

1. It is better to get chicken pox as an adult.
2. I've been sicker with the 'flu.
3. Having a hundred spots on my face made me feel beautiful.
4. I'm disappointed none of my spots got infected and I didn't get pneumonia or encephalitis.
5. Taking oral antihistamines was a waste of time.
6. I'm not itchy.
7. Next time I'm sick I hope my favourite doctor is away again.
8. I hope to have permanent scarring.
9. I'm glad the doctor told me that Pinetarsol is just a placebo and I agree with his judgement.
10. I'm looking forward to picking the scabs out of my hair at work.